Fred Fuckſtone II: Huntsville, AlabamaSent in by an anonymous reader

*sounds of a tornado stuck in a dumpster*

Hey, it’s TheGuyFromBoston, I’m gonna tell you what, my friend Al Gore, who’s one of the biggest ^{dirty motherfucking no good terrorist bastards} the world, in the country, I don’t know, he sent me some shit here, and this is what I wanna talk about today. I’m gonna get fuckin’ bullshit, I’m gonna shit—

*violent sounds of shitting*

because if Some of this shit’s right, I’m tellin’ ya, TheGuyFromBoston’s gonna shit

*more violent sounds of shitting*

We’re fucked! We’re totally fucked!

YOU LITTLE PRICK!

Huntsville, Madison Alabama, FUCK YOU PEOPLE! All those sniveling, fuckin’ sneezin’ droolin’, fuckin’ sneezin’ droolin’, no good ass-fucking pieces of ass-fucking shit in this whole entire country, ^{fuck you people}!

They re-built their fallout shelters, to protect 300,000 dumb fucks, from TheGuyFromBoston.

𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝑃𝐸𝑂𝑃𝐿𝐸!

Now along comes, those fuckin assholes, from the Associated Press! A-and they do this story, which is all lies [Editor’s note: No it isn’t], about how Senator Arlen Specter wastes to Fuck TheGuyFromBoston, okay?

W̸̛̦̹͆͑͒̇͑H̴̛̗̩͙͙̒͊͘I̷̬͔̬͈̋̀̔́́́̓̔̎̈̚͘͝ͅC̶͔͔͇̺͚̫̥̽̽Ḥ̷̩͎͖̳̣̻̪̱̩̖̥͙̣͍̎̇̐̊͆̒̓͝ ̷̬̺̘̳̾̾͐̐͆͑I̴̧͈̾͂̈̓͆̇̑͒͝S̸̢̠̳̜͚̤̬͉̬̪̻͙̘̃̍̎̀̆͝ ̷͕͍͓̖̼̱̬̰͓͎̃̂͊̾͋̒̋͗͌̊́̍̉̒̀͜͝B̴̢̟̬̻͙̖̜̔̌̄̄͌͌̽̋̕͜͝͝Ú̶̠̦̑́̀̍͋̂͆̂̈́̊̏͆̚͠L̶̢̛͓̬̏͒̆̋̐̊̇͌͜͝L̸̝̝̦̺̬͔̳͚̻̤͎̤͙̥̾̈́̈̑̂̄̄̍̚ͅͅS̶͖̤͖̟̫̫̅͊̈́͋̌͆͗͌̄͊̄͜H̸̡̧͔͔̩̝͚̙̪̩͙̹̦̃̄I̴̠̜̰̼̮̰̹̖̗̘͉̖̦̓̍̃̅͊̇͆͒̀͂͗̔̎̑Ţ̵̨̢̭͓̱͈͇͚̯͇̪͍̱͇̃̒̃̋̔̍͐͐̑́̓̏, ‘cause it only costs a two-bitter, twenty-five cents, to fuck TheGuyFromBoston! Wake the fuck up!

Arlen Specter, okay? This prick’s been around, since Jesus, had fuckin’ Judas, had fuckin’ Al Gore. But, for once, he’s one of the decent Fuckin’ assholes! Kudos to you, baby! So what the fuck, everyone should be doing this shit!

🅦🅐🅚🅔 🅣🅗🅔 🅕🅤🅒🅚 🅤🅟❗

*frustrated breathing*

Fuck this whole entire country! Goddamn the United States of America! You get out there, call the Homeland Security, tell them they’re pieces of shit, call TheGuyFromBoston, tElL ThEm ThEy”rE pIeCeS oF ShIT, call Al Gore, tell them they’re Doing Such A Great Job!, call these dirty motherfuckin’ no good terrorist bastards, tell them “Remember September 11^th?” Call Huntsville, Alabama, tell them ^{i’ll stick a hot poker up your ass}!

*camera shutters*

Fack yew!

Earlier this week, Fox news released a poll showing that the issue Joe Ligotti cares most about right now, is Joe Ligotti.

…what?

Joining us, right now, is Logan Airport Union worker and host of the Joe Ligotti radio show, Joe Ligotti! Joe this is-

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!

Listen, baby! I gotta f#$kin’ bone to pick, I’M F$#kin’ pissed off! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, you dumb f#$ks! F#$kin’ Huntsville, Alabama, those #$%# #@$#holes, they built #$%kin’ these elaborate bomb shelters and #$%^ TheGuyFromBoston proof, which is #$%#@%! And all the rest of you people, that are trying to f#$k TheGuyFromBoston, it’s only a cost of about 25 cents a person! I’m gonna pull my prick! *repeated prick pulling motion*