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<h1>Fred Fuckstone
<span class="credit">Sent in by an anonymous reader</span></h1>
<p>*<em>infernal screaming</em>*<br>
Hey, The Guy From Boston baby, and today I’m serious.<br>
I’m fuckin’, ten times worse than AIDS, <br>
I got an email from SOME fucking ASSHOLE right here over at www.titsassesanddicks.com. <br>
And here’s the thing, <br>
nuclear fucking war, <br>
imminent, <br>
no question about it. <br>
What you guys gotta do is <br>
stop eatin’ ya shit, <br>
stop getting yer asshole eaten out of <br>
fucking everything. <br>
LISTEN YOU SKINNY LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! <br>
I JERK OFF TWO WRINKLY lookin’, <br>
fuckin’ <br>
balls. <br>
I SUCK, <br>
LARGE ELEPHANT DICKS! <br>
I take eighty seven fuckin’ <br>
SHITS <br>
in *<em>four</em>* minutes. <br>
YOU LITTLE COCKROACH BASTARDS! <br>
YOU COCKSUCKERS! <br>
So, that brings me back to <br>
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! <br>
You’re all fuckin’ stupid, <br>
you’re all fuckin’, <br>
suckin’ cock. <br>
Worst of all, you’re ugly. <br>
And ya’ don’t fuckin’ think I got a set of <br>
TITTIES & BEER!<br>
Fuck, fuck, fiddily motherfucker fuck,<br>
*<em>inaudible gibbering, choking, nuclear explosion</em>*
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