My favourite films

  1. 1. Synecdoche, New York

    • 2008
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎✍︎ Charlie Kaufman
    • 👥︎ Philip Seymour Hoffman
    “This is everyone’s experience. Every single one. The specifics hardly matter.”

    This is a pretentious film and i feel pretentious putting it up here, but it is, genuinely, just that good. It’s ridiculously ambitious and, despite its high concept and pathetic main character, it taps into that universal fear of mis-spending the only time one has on earth — i was bawling my eyes out by the end, after two hours that felt like four.

    In which i get the conspiracy pinboard out…

    I’m obligated to provide my own theory here, and i’m not sure it makes much sense, but here goes.

    Synecdoche, New York takes place in layers within layers. Caden Cotard, in Warehouse 1, casts Sammy Barnathan to play himself in Warehouse 2 — who himself casts someone as Sammy-as-Caden in Warehouse 3, and so on, and so on. The invisible hand at the top of the chain of warehouses is of course Charlie Kaufman, in the real world, what we might call Warehouse -1. But the real story takes place only in implication, in a layer we’re not privy to.

    Caden Cotard is a fictional character, the creation of “Warehouse 0”’s Ellen Bascomb, evidently a cleaner of some sort. (I would note that the name Ellen is suspiciously similar to El, the Hebrew term for God — that might be a stretch, but you never know with these things.) He serves as a coping mechanism through which she can consider her own broken home life. He has all of her problems — a continuing sickness, a fraught relationship with his child, and a profound mopiness — but equally has achieved all her ambitions: not just a mere cleaner, he is a celebrated artist, and a ladies’ man, to boot.

    Caden himself is perpetually stuck as a model of Ellen at the time of his creation. He never gets any worse or better, always being about as sick as he ever was, and no amount of joy or pain can stop him from snapping back to his depressive equilibrium. Back in Warehouse 0, though, the story of Caden works, and Ellen slowly begins to turn her life around. She needs the concept of Caden Cotard less and less, a process that is reflected in the slow demise of Caden’s world. Sammy — from the Biblical Samuel, who heard voices from God — takes his own life; he falls out of the world much as Caden is falling out of Ellen’s. Ellen herself eventually shows up, much as Caden might oversee the plays inside his own, to tell him he is no longer needed. They have swapped places. Ellen is now the artist she always wanted to be, but Caden remains the lowly cleaner from all those years ago.

    The last time we see Caden, in an emptied out grey world, he meets with Ellen’s mother. Perhaps it’s her funeral, and her daughter brings out the idea of Caden one last time, in the same realm of imagination that the memory of her mother has now been consigned to, to put them both to rest. He knows how to do the play know — and she knows how to do her life.

  2. 2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    • 2004
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎ Michel Gondry
    • ✍︎ Charlie Kaufman
    • 👥︎ Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet
    “What do we do now?” “Enjoy it.”

    I dearly wish Jim Carrey was in more dramatic works. His comedy doesn’t appeal to me at all (too American), and yet, every time he shows up on a drama, he fits into the role like a glove.

  3. 3. Back to the Future

    • 1985
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎✍︎ Robert Zemeckis
    • ✍︎ Bob Gale
    • 👥︎ Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd
    “When this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit.”

    There is not an ounce of fat on this thing — they don’t make ’em (’em being blockbusters) like they used to!

  4. 4. The Truman Show

    • 1998
    • Australia the United States
    • 🎬︎ Peter Weir
    • 👥︎ Jim Carrey, Ed Harris
    “We accept the reality of the world with which we’re presented.”
  5. 5. Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    • 1990
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎ Joe Dante
    • 💄︎ Rick Baker
    “Fire! The untamed element. Oldest of man’s mysteries, giver of warmth, destroyer of forests — right now, this building is on fire!”

    This and The Fifth Element are on here for similar reasons — it is so terribly rare to see within the Hollywood system such an unabashed, unfiltered expression of pure creativity. I broke down laughing too many times to count.

  6. 6. Twelve Angry Men

    • 1957
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎ Sidney Lumet
    • ✍︎ Reginald Rose
    • 👥︎ Henry Fonda, Lee J. Cobb
    “You think he’s not guilty, huh?” “I don’t know. It’s possible.”
  7. 7. The Fifth Element

    • 1997
    • France
    • 🎬︎ Luc Besson
    • 👥︎ Bruce Willis, Mila Jovovich
    “Yes, she knows it’s a multipass! Anyway, we’re in love.”
  8. 9. The Grand Budapest Hotel

    • 2014
    • the United States the United Kingdom
    • 🎬︎ Wes Anderson
    • 👥︎ Ralph Fiennes, Tony Revolori
    “You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilisation left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed, that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it.”
  9. 10. The Northman

    • 2022
    • the United States the United Kingdom
    • 🎬︎ Robert Eggers
    • 👥︎ Alexander Skarsgård, Nicole Kidman
    “I will avenge you, Father! I will save you, Mother! I will kill you, Fjölnir!”
  10. 11. Cloud Atlas

    • 2012
    • the United States Germany
    • 🎬︎ Lilly and Lana Wachowski, Tom Tykwer
    “Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present.”

    This is one of those marmite movies that everyone either loves or hates. Me personally, i loved it — give it a shot!

  11. 12. Lola rennt Run Lola Run

    • 1998
    • Germany
    • 🎬︎ Tom Tykwer
    • 👥︎ Franka Potente
    “The ball is round; the game lasts ninety minutes — that’s a fact. The rest is theory.”
  12. 13. Shaun of the Dead

    • 2004
    • the United Kingdom
    • 🎬︎ Edgar Wright
    • 👥︎ Simon Pegg, Nick Frost
    “We are not using the Z-word!”

    I hmm’ed and hawed for ages trying to figure out which of the Cornetto trilogy to include. What cinched it for Shaun of the Dead is the scene where Shaun’s mum reveals she’s infected and that she just didn’t want to bother him — a perfect nugget of emotion in the middle of all the rom-zom-com.

  13. 14. The Thing

    • 1982
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎ John Carpenter
    • 💄︎ Rob Bottin
    • 👥︎ Kurtjeff Russelbridges (They’re the same person, let’s be honest)
    “Nobody trusts anybody now, and we’re all very tired.”
  14. 15. Some Like It Hot

    • 1959
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎ Billy Wilder
    • 👥︎ Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon, Marilyn Monroe
    “Water polo? Isn’t that terribly dangerous?” “I’ll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.”
  15. 16. Annihilation

    • 2018
    • the United Kingdom
    • 🎬︎✍︎ Alex Garland
    • 👥︎ Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh
    “We’re disintegrating — our bodies as fast as our minds. Can’t you feel it?”

    The best way i can describe this is “if 2001 were made by botanists”.

  16. 17. Titanic

    • 1997
    • Canada the United States
    • 🎬︎ James Cameron
    • 👥︎ Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet
    “And so they lived happily together for three hundred years, in the land of Tír na nÓg — land of eternal youth and beauty…”

    I’m man enough to admit i cried like six times in a row. It’s a great film and you’re all just going to have to deal with it.

  17. 18. The Hudsucker Proxy

    • 1994
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎ Joel and Ethan Coen
    • 👥︎ Tim Robbins
    “Mr Levin, 37!” “36.” “Walk. Down.”

    A splendidly good-natured and criminally underseen comedy that everyone should watch at least once in their life. It’s like Willy Wonka for grown-ups!

  18. 19. Being John Malkovich

    • 1999
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎ Spike Jonze
    • ✍︎ Charlie Kaufman
    • 👥︎ John Cusack
    “You see the world through John Malkovich’s eyes and then, after about fifteen minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike.”
  19. 20. The Matrix Reloaded

    • 2003
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎ Lilly and Lana Wachowski
    • 👥︎ Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss
    “Where is he now?” “He’s doing his Superman thing.”

    I will, one day, be impaled on a pike for speaking the truth — the truth that The Matrix Reloaded is better than the original. My argument is quite simple: where The Matrix is just a plain good movie, Reloaded is both a good good movie and a good bad movie: it works just as well sincerely as it does ironically. Keanu Reeves fights a hundred PS2-looking Hugos Weaving — what more could you want‽

  20. 21. Little Shop of Horrors

    • 1986
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎ Frank Oz
    • 👥︎ Rick Moranis
    𝅘𝅥𝅮 “Son, be a dentist! People will pay you to be inhumane…” 𝅘𝅥𝅮
  21. 22. True Stories

    • 1986
    • the United States
    • 🎬︎👥︎ David Byrne
    “I personally believe… i can see Fort Worth from here!”

    The word that comes to mind when i think of True Stories is “gentle”. People have called it a satire, but so far as i can tell, Mr Byrne came to this project with nothing but the most genuine and sincere love for the mild quirks of suburban American life.

  22. HM. Sunshine

    • 2007
    • the United Kingdom
    • 🎬︎ Danny Boyle
    • 👥︎ Cillian Murphy, Cliff Curtis
    “It’s like… taking a shower in light.”

    An honourable mention — not quite good enough for the main list, but it does feature my favourite depiction of outer space in a film. Space is beautiful (intoxicatingly so, even), and vast, and so, so cold, and so, so hot, and so, so dangerous, and it wants to kill you, and you still can’t look away.

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