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eutechnia (noun)

Nasa poster depicting a couple reclining on a green, verdant futuristic Earth: “Your Oasis in Space — where the air is free and breathing is easy”

The Amish are not a people known for their love of the newfangled. They are deeply wed to their traditions, keeping to themselves, keeping the old ways alive, and shunning any sort of Engliſche imposition on their material culture. But there is one technological innovation which even the most stringently conservative have accepted:

A chart showing the uptake of technology by various Amish subgroups. 6% permit tractors. 40% permit mechanical refrigerators. *97%* permit motorised washing machines.
Via Wikipedia

The washing machine may be the most revolutionary invention in human history. (At the very least, it is the most revolutionary in women’s history, and 50% ain’t bad.) We do not often think particularly much of it today; when we do, it is usually because it is making too much noise, broken, or otherwise inconveniencing us. And yet! Think of all the hours saved — the gruelling days of hauling heaving buckets of water, scrubbing down with fat, keeping watch over boiling tubs… To quote the statistician Hans Rosling, on his mother’s first time using the machine:

My mother explained the magic with this washing machine the very, very first day. She said, ‘Now Hans, we have loaded the laundry. The machine will make the work. And now we can go to the library.’

This is the fundamental beauty of a technology applied correctly. It is deskilling as liberation. The liberation of one’s time, the liberation of one’s energy, the liberation of one’s mind to think about things other than merely staying alive.

Over the years, so many of these improvements, big and small, have shaved the drudgery, toil, and pain from our lives. As i write this paragraph, i am taking a sip of water that i can be reasonably sure is pathogen-free, with ice cubes which came from my electric freezer rather than the Arctic. A recording of Carole King’s “I Feel the Earth Move” is playing through my headphones, on demand.

Rarely do we truly appreciate these facts. Once a technology has embedded itself thoroughly enough into society, it becomes just another part of the scenery. “Hasn’t that always been there?” But sometimes, i’ll be out on a walk, and i’ll see a power pylon, and i’ll think — god! What a beautiful world we live in! What a great, bounteous planetary network of which we are all a part! For a moment, the spirit of Boris Yeltsin at a Texan grocery store possesses me, and my head begins to spin.

There is no name for this hyper-specific emotion. In the spirit of the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, i thought i might coin one.

This is eutechnia: the dizzying awe at all the technological progress of all of human civilisation that has brought you here, an appreciation for just how much better the average life is today than the past, and a deep reverence of all the interconnected systems that keep it afloat. In an age of pessimism and malaise, we could all do with a little eutechnia in our lives.

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume LXIX

“Song from the perspective of a ransomware virus” has to be up there with “Song from the perspective of a child’s bedroom nightlight” in terms of the great musical points of view, right?

Chærete again. I’ve been reading Snow Crash for the first time recently, and it’s absolutely rewired my brain. I suspect i shall have more to say on it when i finish it — in which event you’ll be able to find it on the brand new “Stuff i’ve {watched, listened to, read, played} recently” page, if you were wondering where those posts had gone!

Anyway. Some links for you all, for the sixty-ninth time.

Worried we’re going to run out of good, reliable Future Years. 2000 was a big blow, and we just lost 2019, 2020, and 2025 in rapid succession. 2050 and 2070 are in reach in our lifetimes. I don’t think anything starting with a 21- has anywhere near the same amount of aura

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume LXVIII

Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume LXVII

Welcome back! I’ve had a stress-filled month, and i just saw Disclosure Day and thought it was naff, but let’s ignore that and focus on the beautiful things of the world for a moment. Like these links i found you. Please enjoy each one equally. :-)

It is time to nuke Whitehall from orbit and start again

It is the position of His Majesty’s Government that sixteen- and seventeen-year-olds are old enough to vote, old enough to join the military, old enough to drink, old enough to have sex, and old enough to pay income tax, but not old enough to go on the computer after the watershed.

They want to protect the children by boxing at shadows, but all they’re doing is trapping the sons and daughters of abusive parents tighter between the walls of their cruel homes. They are condemning the transgender child of a fundamentalist drunk to suicide instead of allowing them any outlet to discover themself, all on the back of flimsy evidence and moral panic.

And yes, the internet is shit sometimes. There are bullies and hate-mobs and vicious cycles and predators. But the approach that this country has taken has overwhelmingly been one that targets users, not companies, and only places them at further risk. Children, teenagers, and adults are made to submit sensitive biometric data to sketchy startups all so that it can get leaked out onto the open internet. Independent websites shut down under the burden of compliance, leaving only the faceless conglomerates able to operate.

They go to Australia to “fact-find”, only to find that teenagers are less aware of the world around them and get around the age checks with ease. They decide instead to “go further than Australia’s”, seeing that the problem must be that they have not placed enough restrictions on their country’s young citizens, and enact an infantilising curfew on seventeen-year-olds — the very demographic they are trying to court to vote for them! — whose extent would make China blush. And the media laps it all up, because they’re thinking of the children, and nobody who thinks of the children could ever be too restrictive of civil liberties.

All the while, the world’s first trillionaire stokes pogroms from his chair on his personal echo chamber, Facebook does away with any pretence of fact-checking, and the Americans cut off AI access to anyone who’s too forrin. But doing anything about that would require effort, thought, investment, and a functioning set of vertebræ.

I hope, dearly, that the NSPCC, and everyone who agitated for a censorship régime to “protect the children” that will do anything but, can never look themselves in the face in the mirror again. Peter Thiel is laughing at us from hell.

There’s something disturbing about modern McDonald’s marketing where Grimace, Hamburglar, and the rest of the McDCU cast are there, but Ronald McDonald is absent. Like he’s been erased from history after falling out of favour with the régime.