The Stem Projector is the kind of
ridiculous gadget iâd think up when i was seven, with no regard for any practical value or
market â haptic channel surfing! Instagram filters for movies! Automatically-generated mood
boards! Just complete nonsense and i want it now.
In the spirit of every Youtube video since 2016, i would first like to say that this
segment is brought to you by Sponsorblock.
Begone with those crummy razors and earbuds!
I found out that Mark Toneyâs1, in Newcastle, serves Dutch-style apple pie,
and it immediately gave me flashbacks to my childhood like the critic in Ratatouille. I
honestly started crying. Delicious stuff. âŚSorry, whatâs that?
Apologies for the interruption; my legal team have informed me that i have to actually put links in
my link roundups. Who knewâ˝
âMy afternoons with the singing bowl ladyâ
â A rare sympathetic portrayal of new-agers, one that neither revels in tired atheistic snark
nor makes me want to tear my hair out with vapid bollocks
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and good tidings to everyone else â my gift to you is one last
sack full of links to send off the year. Mx Tynehorneâs Link RoundupŽ⢠will return in 2023.
I heard this lovely song on Radio 6 and was shocked to discover it only had about two thousand
views on Youtube. Go get it up to three thousand, will you?
Immerse your brain in psychedelic internet goop with
Mindmelt.party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCp_3zw-CxA
Bonus music, because i love you. (Platonically. As much as an author can love a
hypothetical reader whose life she knows no detaâ you know what i mean.)
Seen on the way back home from Manchester â why on earth would you call your logistics company
âDiscordiaâ? Itâs like calling an airline âIcarusâ. Just asking for trouble.
Is there any song more melancholic, and yet, so hypnotically addictive, as
âGolden Brownâ? Something about that
harpsichord just sends me to another world.
Watching The Fifth Element1 recently had me thinking,
naturally, about Russian pop singer Vitasâ 1999 classic
âThe Seventh Elementâ, which is far catchier than it really deserves to be. [4â˛]
Holy shit, they found silphium!
I hope some day, many years down the line, when cultivation comes to fruition, we can all
finally taste this ancient spice.
I had a really good idea for a post the other night. Then i fell asleep and promptly forgot it, so
youâre getting this instead â apologies.
Itâs here it's here itâs heeere! The 1975 have released
the first single off their new album,
and by god, they might not be the greatest band in the world, but they got me into music, so i
canât help but call them my favourite band in the world.